Friday, March 30, 2007

Conspiracy Theory

What's up with Girl Scout Cookies these days?
I remember my parents buying them when I was a kid, the boxes were much larger and was filled with cookies. Now you pay $5000 for a miniscule package that contains two cookies. Excuse me, but something is wrong with this picture. Here's what I think is happening....Big Brother has taken over the cookie factory's, they are inserting microchips instead of chocolate chips and you don't want to know what they are doing with the peanut butter! Forget about tapping your phone, they will be tapping your large intestines in the near future.
(((MUAH)))

Thursday, March 29, 2007

My Three Sons

I had adopted (unofficially of course) Michael, Erik & Goil from Bravos Top Design. I love my boys dearly, they are as sweet & loving sons as any mother could want. But the evil botox gang took them away from me. They have been sent to foster homes where they will be subjected to cruelty beyond belief. Oh the horrors they must face, like having to hear the words GMC Arcadia over and over and over again, seeing Jonathan Adler vases on every surface imaginable (there everywhere!) or even worse yet, having their hair crimped by their wicked foster sister.
My poor, poor boys.
(((MUAH)))
This is my first solo attempt at blogging, so please bare with me as I feel my way around. That way if anything looks sloppy, stupid or just plain weird, I can always fall back on the excuse that I'm learning the ropes. Or, I could just blame my sister, it worked when we were kids.

(((MUAH)))