Who the hell is the moron that designs bathroom stalls? If anyone knows, send them my way so that I can lock them inside one of these tiny torture chambers for about a week. They are no bigger then the average sized refrigerator. You have to step inside, straddle the toilet to close the door, sit down, pull your knees up to your chest to be able to do your business, then you better hope that your a contortionist if you want to wipe your goods, then straddle the toilet once again to open the door so you can get out. Oh yeah, and let's not forget about pulling your pants up and down, if you succeed in doing this without beating yourself black & blue against the sides of the stall or banging your head into the door, or even better yet, without stepping into the toilet, then you must be a direct descendant of the Great Houdini.(((MUAH)))
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