After several crazy days of running around like a chicken with it's head cut off (don't get your panties in a wad PETA, it's just a figure of speech), I found myself falling asleep while driving. This scared the crap out of me, so I stopped off for one of those so called energy drinks. My thinking was that if it will keep me awake long enough to get home, what's the harm? I must have looked lost or something while standing in front of the cooler trying to pick out a drink from the thousands of choices that were displayed, because a trucker looking dude asked if I needed help. I told him that I have never tried an energy drink before, he looked at me like I was some sort of freak but helped me pick one out any way. He said "This un here werks reel good little lady". I knew that I could trust his recommendation since he referred to me as little and a lady in the same sentence. Guess what?, the stuff works! I popped the tab and started drinking it as soon as I got back into my car, it tasted pretty good too. I perked right up, no worries about getting home now. I'm in such a good mood I think that I'll turn the radio on, ohhhhh, love that song...turn it up...no crank it up, rock on!!!! What a pretty butterfly, is it in my car???? Did that tree just wave at me? How nice...those people are honking and telling me that I'm #1 with hand gestures......I'm hungry...there's a Micky D's off the next exit...I hate Micky D's how about that Taco Bell then...I'll get gas...that's nasty...that guy is passing me...he must want to race...woohooo....faster.....oh no my drink is all gone....so sad.....I gotta pee....wow how did I get this far so fast?I'll be home in a few minutesthen I'll get somethingtoeatand anotherenergydrinkohwaitIdonthaveanyathomecoolcarwhatahunkdrivngitbethesgayallthecuteonesaremaybesomeonewillbringmeanotherengerydrinkineedaotheronegottahavemore........dothesepantsmakemelookfat?weeegoingsofastIlovedrivingfastmymindisgoingfast.....fastfastfast....(((MUAH)))
3 comments:
Wow knicksgrl0917, you're a real douche bag. I don't appreciate your phishing on my blog. I suggest that you stay the f**k off of here because you don't want to piss the Ho off. Trust me, you do NOT want to go there.
Jittery, heart pounding, head a swirling, oh yes, those drinks make you think you're coming off some psychedelic drug. Been there, done that. Now I pull off the side of the road and take a nap. :)
Bad phisher, BTW. Those people ought to get a life.
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